claret on my shirt 9:23 Mon Mar 21
If Allardyce had the same squad as Super Slav
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This season where would we be? Would he have played Payet and Lanzini together? Would he have been calling himself Allydiechi and if we would have played the great football we've played under Slav would he make some sarcastic comment about resurrecting the West Ham way?
My view is we'd be 10-12 points worse off than we are now and Allardyce is still a wanker.
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Grumpster
11:55 Tue Mar 22
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Considering it's been proven on many occasions that you know nothing about football farts, we'd expect nothing less from you.
Now put your rod away for the day.
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Rodfarts
11:48 Tue Mar 22
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*Don't think
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Rodfarts
11:48 Tue Mar 22
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In all honesty I don't there would be much in it.
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plankton
10:55 Tue Mar 22
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IF ALLARDYCE HAD THE SAME CHICKEN AS SUPER SLAV
BFS would serve his as nuggets, accompanied by fries, beans and a grilled tomato. It’d be served by a dour Kevin Nolan in a greasy pinny, and as one ate an occasional child out in the street would put his face to the grimy windows to look inside. For variation, Sam would give you more, or sometimes less, chicken nuggets. On a bad day, there would be no tomato. Background music would be the Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band’s ‘Greatest Hits’, lulling diners to sleep once the last baked bean had been speared and the vanilla ice-cream digested. Once the chips were done, Sam would often appear from out of the kitchen, and slouch on the counter, chewing his gum, muttering how good food should not be wasted. A sign on the wall tells us that next week’s special will be bangers and mash.
Slav serves his chicken in a variety of ways. One favourite with his customers is a butterflied breast, grilled over a high flame with a lime and paprika rub. The Brazilian piri-piri dish also goes down a treat, as does the slow-cooked Asian Pacific feast wrapped in banana leaves, served with a roasted sweet potato and a green coconut curry sauce. There’s a queue a mile long out the door and the entire chorus line of the Folies Begere high-kick on the counter to the strains of Highway To Heaven as covered by Bilic and RawBau. You can’t hear yourself think over the din of voices, laughter and clattering cutlery. Occasionally Bilic will pass between the tables, greeting customers personally and muttering that he hopes one is enjoying the food and the entertainment. A sign on the wall tells us that next week’s specials will be grilled swordfish and sesame-crusted bluefin tuna. The only downside to Bilic’s place is that Ginge does not look good in high heels and stockings, though he does seem to be enjoying himself. Another sign on the wall tells us that he is moving premises soon.
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MrTrentReznor
10:49 Tue Mar 22
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Marston Hammer 7:56 Tue Mar 22
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Allardyce with lanzini or Payet would be like a mule with a spinning wheel.
Heh, heh..... mule.
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D Scully (eire)
10:38 Tue Mar 22
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Even if he done everything the same up until the 60th or 70th minute here has been times this season where we are winning and slav brought on 2 strikers from the bench to see the game out or put the nail in the coffin.
Allardyce would of had us on the back foot parking the bus with a lot of shakey finishes where we would traditionally buckle.
Comeback against Norwich wouldn't happen.
Team spirit wouldn't be as high as it is.
His man management is shit.
Noble wouldn't be flourishing.
We'd be out of the fa cup for sure.
Antonio wouldn't be let off the leash at right back.
Oaf.
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Fortunes Hiding
10:32 Tue Mar 22
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So if we've improved 50%, according to BFS we should have spent ten times a £100m
Is that a billion?
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Huffers
10:32 Tue Mar 22
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I'm obsessed.
I'm obsessed with proving people WRONG who said I was wrong about him. I knew I was never wrong about anything. Once I thought I was wrong about something but it turns out I was wrong. I was right.
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Pancho
10:26 Tue Mar 22
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The Big Sam obsession on this site continues.
Baffling.
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stewie griffin
10:21 Tue Mar 22
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£29 million...net spend was a fair bit less.
In short, he's full of shit, as usual.
Although, in fairness to him, if you sign the sorts of players he does for those sorts of sums of money, you probably do only improve by 1.5%
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Huffers
10:17 Tue Mar 22
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So, how much did we spend in the summer? Lets take his points total from this time last season and multiply it by the % ratio to millions spent.
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stewie griffin
9:59 Tue Mar 22
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Here you go, son...
"In my experience, if you spend between £20-30m you will improve your team by about 1.5 per cent, £30‑40m maybe 2.5 per cent and £100m probably 5 per cent.
The expenditure might seem massive but the return is comparatively small."
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/sam-allardyce-if-we-d-lost-7-0-like-norwich-did-i-d-get-the-team-in-at-7am-do-it-again-and-i-d-get-8928677.html
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stewie griffin
9:50 Tue Mar 22
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Huffers 9:30 Tue Mar 22
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hahahaha! Yes, Huffers SON! I'd forgotten about that gem!
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Coffee
9:36 Tue Mar 22
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geoffpikey 8:42 Tue Mar 22
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Huffers
9:30 Tue Mar 22
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Somebody please find the article where he said each £10m only increases your points total by 1% (or similar)
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Sxboy_66
8:49 Tue Mar 22
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Our U15's would have lost the FA Cup replay vs Liverpool and we'd be sweating on making it to 40 points with only 8 games left.
It's The Allardyce Way.
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geoffpikey
8:42 Tue Mar 22
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It DOESN'T MATTER!!!!
Allardyce has gone. Look forwards, not backwards for our tremendous current squad.
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Sven Roeder
8:13 Tue Mar 22
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Can't think that he would have been interested in Lanzini in the slightest and if he had ended up with Payet he'd be playing as a winger and being told to get those crosses in.
Carroll would be in the middle with Nolan in behind.
I reckon we would probably be around where Palace & Swansea are and be being told that that's what we could aspire to ..... staying up is all that is possible and we should be grateful that we have the bestest in the business at achieving that.
We would have rested our first team and gone out of the FA Cup at Liverpool
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Marston Hammer
7:56 Tue Mar 22
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Allardyce with lanzini or Payet would be like a mule with a spinning wheel.
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chad sexington
7:22 Tue Mar 22
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We'd be about 14th out of the cups and Payet and Lanzini sold in January due to 'attitude issues'
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icwhs
5:50 Tue Mar 22
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Agree with fraser.
No way would we have started with 3 away wins at Arsenal, Liverpool and City, he wouldn't have gone for the jugular away like Bilic, maybe picked up a point or so more at home to Leicester and Bournemouth..
So no.
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